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robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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improbablenormality: noticemeimbroken: katonwolf: ximjustinlovex: sleeping-with-theveil: allyykatt:   I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see. I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them. I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life. I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner. My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch. I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around? I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them. I like to help out, so I must be a suck up. I’m black, so I must be ghetto. I’m black, so I must be stupid. I’m Mexican, so I must be low class. I’m bisexual, so I must get around. I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch. I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic. I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian. I cut myself so I must be emo. I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe. I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed. I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends I am gay, so i must be bullied I am trans, so I must be a freak. Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy. I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded. I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay. I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel. I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed. I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut. I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy. I really love him, so I must hold on. I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid. I really love him, so I must be taken for granted. I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt. I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid. I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo. I wear make up, so I must be a flirt. I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated. I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood. “Forever reblogg”. Wow this this is perfect wow I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore I’m overweight, so I must be fat I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner I like country music, so I must be a redneck I like pop music, so I must be a floozy I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot I’m Irish so I must be drunk I’m German so I must be hitler I love this. I have Aspergers, so I must be socially awkward I’m in university, so I must be an arrogant know- it all I like Disney, so I must be a kid.  I’m a geek, so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory. 
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caitercates: koalasrdelicious: thepompouspickle: So this has been hanging in my drafts for like more than a week. Oops.  Anyway, my commission from Koalas! Medic and iced tea. Nothing could be better, really. I really love how she does blood. It looks so crisp and nice. And if you know me, I do love my blood. » But yeah! She’s still open for commissions and she’s a total sweetheart! So yeah. Go hit her up.  This was the most fun to do GAWGUSS
  • oreti: do you need the bathroom before I shower?
  • me: no
  • oreti: no need to dong gong?
  • me:
  • oreti:
  • me: there's nothing to gong on
  • me: and nothing to gong WITH
  • oreti:
  • oreti: not with THAT attitude
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